Sitting in a crowded park and in a moment of quiet, having the guy you're there with do his best Mrs. Doubtfire impression, only it comes out super super loud:
Everyone stops and stares at the two of you and you're like, "Ya, he's with me."
Oh and his goat impression had me rolling on the ground laughing, literally.
I'd say I care what everyone was thinking, but that would be a lie. I think I've found someone just as weird as me. Score :-)